Ladies and Gentlemen,
My book Every Minute is a New Day has a crowdfunding page on Kickstarter. Please help spread the word and/or help fund this project. You all have my deepest appreciation. Visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fuzzylizzard/every-minute-is-a-new-day and read about the project
Thank You,
Amy Moloney
“I’ll clean myself with my pretension.”
“It’s true, it’s not all alone when you’re around.”
Patient: “I’m a useless person.”
Nurse: “No, you’re a beautiful person.”
Patient: “Then I’m slobbing down my roast.”
“I’ve been doing this since the Bev Star.”
“This is a big ball of happy day.”
“My shark is soft on the bun.”
Nurse: “I love you.”
Patient: “Don’t do it too much, you’ll be mole making.”
Patient: “Look at how ugly that tree is.”
Nurse: “Yeah, I’m not fond of over-sized ornaments.”
Patient: “I’m going to tell everyone I know that Amy doesn’t like big balls.”
“I have a big bag of Thursday.”
“That’s a good axecation to have a habit for.”
Nurse: “Are you hungry?”
Patient: “I’m a little wrinkled.”
“Quit standing on your can and look at me.”
“I thought it would be the end of my life, the size of me.”
“Who is the ninth sea of the ocean in front?”
“I just lie there in my pauses.”
“You’re a rinky dinky dawn!”
Patient: “Do you have a date for tonight?”
Social Worker: “No.”
Patient: “Well you better get one. You’re looking pretty today.”
Nurse: “How are you breathing?”
Patient: “I always dream about you.”
“For some reason I think I’ll start an uprising.”
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