“Get up in the butt cloud, you damn fools.”
Damn Fools
“Get up in the butt cloud, you damn fools.”
Alzheimer’s quotes
Lost Exhaust
Nurse: “You couldn’t find your room?”
Patient: “Well, she’s walking on the exhaust system.”
Idiot Salute
Nurse: “Ok, I have your pills and your water.”
Patient: “And your idiot salute.”
Underwear
“I was home until you stole my underwear.”
Underdogs
“You dumped too many bugs in my underdogs.”
Donkey Truck
“Can I ask you a sane question from my donkey truck?”
Fishy Face
Nurse: “Look at that fish. He sure has a funny face.”
Patient: “I don’t know how he got in there.”
Nurse: “I think he swam in.”
Patient: “And they forgot the bing, bing, bing, in the cloud sky.”
Blue Alamo
Patient 1: “How are you feeling?”
Patient 2: “How do I fail?”
Patient 1: “You look very nice.”
Patient 2: “I fell in a blue alamo.”
Motivational Speakers
“We should go on the road and teach people to get the worm not dream the worm.”
Covered Wagon
“Can you get me a drink out of that covered wagon over there.”
Day Savers
“These cheese are not day savers.”
Open Your Eyes
“Open your eyes and see what you see.”
Swense
“Boy, I got my swense today.”
Forta Torta
“I have to go back to the forta torta.”
Up Up and Away
“Kick her butt up up and away.”
Curse of Mankind
Nurse: “You’re my favorite snugglebug.”
Patient: “You’re the curse of mankind.”
Clucking
“I was down on the ground clucking in circles.”
Quiet Manner
Nurse: “Is that folded well enough?”
Patient: “It’s off in a quiet manner.”
Little Flowers
“Did you see the little flowers that fly in Florida?”
Crusty
“You’re the only sweet one. Everyone else is crusty.”
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