“Because the why is often filled with nothing in there.”
Because Why
“Because the why is often filled with nothing in there.”
Alzheimer’s quotes
Duct Tape
“You look like you could use some transcendental duct tape.”
Playing
“I’ll be playing in the ubie-ubie bush.”
Saturday Night Live
“Lady, you should be dropping your balls on Saturday Night Live.”
Water
“Please, I’ve had enough of this hydrated water.”
Desserts
“I’m trying to find a way not to pay for all the desserts I plan to eat.”
Big Libby
“Big Libby, you go fit your ass in the mailbox.”
Keep Looking Up
“Keep your eye overhead and you’re liable to catch the worst human or at least a donut.”
Never Forget to Love
“I never forget to love the ones who love me.”
Crabs
“I guess unless the crabs throw up, we’re home free.”
Conversation About the Weather
Patient 1: “What’s the matter with him?”
Patient 2: “I think the weather’s just fine.”
Patient 1: “Shouldn’t rain until his wibblies get to wiggling again.”
Friends
Nurse: “I’m glad you’re my friend.”
Patient: “I’m glad you decided to eat glue.”
Trouble
“You’re the kind of trouble everybody wants to get in.”
Five Cents
Patient: “How much money do you have?”
Nurse: “About five cents.”
Patient: “If you had seven cents I’d marry you.”
Nurse: “The story of my life, always two cents shy.”
Tai Chi
“I have my tai chi on backwards.”
Computer String
Patient: “What do you need this for?
Nurse: “It’s my computer. That’s where all my information is stored.”
Patient: “The stringy parts and all?”
Gin Freeze
“Who’s the gin freeze in your ear?”
Soldier of Love
Patient: “Are you a soldier here?”
Nurse: “I’m a soldier in the army of love.”
Patient: “You must have 77 caliber kisses.”
Jack of All
“You’re a jack of all parades.”
Snuckabucka
Patient: “Can you bring me something to hope for?”
Nurse: “My hugs and kisses?”
Patient: “Well, that’s a whole lotta snuckabucka.”
Nurse: “I don’t wanna snuckabucka with anyone but you.”
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