“Those other huggy buggy people were shit stains trying to restore equilibrium.”
Huggy Buggy
“Those other huggy buggy people were shit stains trying to restore equilibrium.”
Alzheimer’s quotes
It’s Christmas
“Zip the lip, Cutie. It’s Christmas.”
beautiful
“You are a beautiful Christmas colored gal.”
Yodel
“Can I just sit here and yodel for a while until you forget about me?”
Liquid People
“Have any of you heard the legality of my blood from the liquid people?”
Honestly Connie
“Honestly Connie, I’m upside down before I can even shit in the can.”
Pain Donation
“I’m donating my pain to the young man with the black eyebrows.”
Turn it off
“This dress is beautiful but I can’t get anybody to turn it off “
Don’t Panic
“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
Reunions
“Reunions are for backwards people who can’t put their pants on the right foot.”
Balloons
“My balloons aren’t cracking.”
(I can’t remember)
Riding Sheep
“She rides a lot on the sheep then she rides on something else.”
Heart Replacement
“When did you replace your heart with your ass”
Shhh
“Shh… You can’t sing to me or they’ll know we’re friends.”
Not Illegal
“I’ve got a job for you. It’s not illegal anymore. It starts with my ex-husband and this red car.”
Anger and Squirrels
“They are all caught up in their anger and squirrels. I have to use my own head for breathing.”
Friends
“I like that you’re my best friend in this barrel.”
Amber Birds
If you were a bird I’d let them see you dance in amber.
Songstress
“Is that you singing? Sounds like there’s Bob stuck in your cob.”
No Shine
“I can’t find anybody so I guess I won’t shine.”
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