“You got to close the flatknocks or the men won’t find their way in”
Flatknocks
“You got to close the flatknocks or the men won’t find their way in”
Alzheimer’s Quote
Idiot Hatchlings
“I’m an early American idiot looking for a place to hatch.”
Adopted Dinosaur
A conversation with herself:
“I don’t have a dinosaur.”
“Yes you do, you adopted one a while back.”
“I don’t remember why and how much.”
Life is a thief
“Life has a way of stealing your house shoes.”
Reading gloves
“I can’t read this because I lost my gloves.”
Smiling insomniacs
Nurse: “What is keeping you awake at night?”
Patient: “Thinking about your smile.”
Kiss the worry away
“Your kiss made the worry fly away.”
Medicine with a smile
“I’d wait for weeks to have you bring my medicine with that smile.”
A nurse with personality can make a difference.
“You’re the first nurse since I got here that shows any personality.” -he said to me in a very relieved voice.
Potato Business
“The kettle is halfway to the business with the potato.”
Toilet Crusher
“I woke up, crushed a toilet, then put it on the floor. I’ve worked hard for my shirt.”
Monkey Trouble
“I thought that monkey would help me on that pole down there. You gotta hold your monkey or you’re gonna have troubles.”
Tobaccy
“Don’t stack me on tobaccy until the blow breaks.”
Human Being
“Talk to me and make me feel like I’m a human being.”
Books Hurt
“Someone put a really thick book here inside my bone. Can you make it stop hurting?”
Logic
Patient: “BETTY!”
Nurse: “Is Betty your wife?”
Patient: “No.”
Nurse: “Who is Betty?”
Patient: “I don’t know.”
Nurse: “Why are you calling her?”
Patient: “Because she’s not here.”
Cookies For Bulls
“That boy in the backyard has a bull. Should we send out cookies?”
Ghost Cards
“I want to give the girls cards with ghosts in them.”
Knee Lights
“I’ve got lights in my knees.”
Breath
“Is that your new breath?”
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