“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder
Broken African
“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder
Alzheimer’s Quote
Grandma Goat
“I walked in on my grandmother changing into a goat.”
Cold coffee
“This coffee is cold as grass.”
Blooming Face
“The face with the bloom is the one I love.”
Raccoon
“I’m raining like a raccoon.”
Tomato Chains
“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Good Lookin’
“You’re a good looking fire engine” -said to another resident in a wheelchair
Go Home
“Put your nose on and go home.”
Airplane or Goose
“Is this the airplane or the goose.”
Love Horse
“We are in love because we flew with the horses to the place where love lives.”
Open Wagon
“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Mom’s Potato
“This is the potato my mother wore.”
Bad Fortune
“A fortune filled with razor blades is bad.”
Folding Flowers
“You two make nice folding flowers.”
What she needs
Patient 1: “What do you have that she needs?”
Patient 2: “The Indians up north.”
A Problem
“I do have a problem of generosity.”
Television Star
“I’d like to be on television with you.”
Makin’ it
Patient 1: “Fake it til you make it”
Patient 2: “What time is naked?”
Nurse Dreamcatcher
Patient: “I had a terrible dream. I didn’t know anybody. Is there something wrong with me?”
Nurse: “I’m here to help you remember.”
Patient: “That’s good. I don’t like this dream.”
Nurse: “I’m your nurse dreamcatcher. I will take those bad dreams away and throw them into the sun.”
Patient: “This dream is getting better already.”
Been Through Crocodiles
“In my life I’ve been through crocodiles. You got to tie them up. The tiger takes ’em down. There’s no Russians around here after that.”
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