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Nurse: “How are you?”
Patient: “I’m the radio.”
Alzheimer’s Quote
The Gourdman
“Sword, the tordman, the gourdman, they just leak.
Lazy
“I’m lazy about you.”
Hothead
“What kind of heatball did you get in your hair?”
Bone & Roast
“She got it in the bone and it turned to roast.”
Betsy Bison
“Son of a bitch of Betsy Bison.”
Engine of America
“Do you know what I am? I’m an engine taking you to America.”
Rhubarb
“Rhubarb all the way to your mama.”
Appraisal
“I appraisal being with you.”
I’m over Lucy
“How much longer do we have to watch I Love Lucy? I feel like I’ve been watching that crazy bitch for 100 years.”
Klodhopper’s Stone
“The cereal is what makes the meal in Klodhopper’s Stone.”
Gold Hat
“You have a knack on your hat and it smells like gold.”
Number of the chicken
“The numbers in the era of hell succumbs the chicken.”
Cremastiwaiting
“We’re not Cremastiwaiting, we’re getting colored on the karate coast.”
Horse’s Ladder
“You sure are a horse’s ladder, you know.”
Mutant
“Every time I work they think I’m a mutant.”
Bells
“Will the bells ring when I’m tuned in?”
Shape up
“If my husband doesn’t shape up I’m going to give him all the fingers.”
Ahead of time
“You’re two years ahead of the way you talk about people.”
Ribbon Cloud
“Well hello Big Daddy, I think you broke it to the ribbon cloud.”
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