“I bet you got all D’s in pie school.”
Pie School
“I bet you got all D’s in pie school.”
Alzheimer’s Quote
Rabies Bed
Patient: “What did you do with my rabies bed?”
Nurse: “Your bed has rabies?”
Patient: “It will when I get through with it.”
Good Dreams
Nurse: “Did you have good dreams?”
Patient: “Just another pillow on the highway.”
Four Seasons
“For the love of Four Seasons, cease and forget that song.”
Boy Wonder
“I’m gonna go eat boy wonder.”
Runny Rain
“I can’t renendor when the rain is running.”
Damn Fools
“Get up in the butt cloud, you damn fools.”
Lost Exhaust
Nurse: “You couldn’t find your room?”
Patient: “Well, she’s walking on the exhaust system.”
Idiot Salute
Nurse: “Ok, I have your pills and your water.”
Patient: “And your idiot salute.”
Underwear
“I was home until you stole my underwear.”
Lunch Box
“Your face is a lunch box, Dammit.”
Underdogs
“You dumped too many bugs in my underdogs.”
Donkey Truck
“Can I ask you a sane question from my donkey truck?”
Fishy Face
Nurse: “Look at that fish. He sure has a funny face.”
Patient: “I don’t know how he got in there.”
Nurse: “I think he swam in.”
Patient: “And they forgot the bing, bing, bing, in the cloud sky.”
Blue Alamo
Patient 1: “How are you feeling?”
Patient 2: “How do I fail?”
Patient 1: “You look very nice.”
Patient 2: “I fell in a blue alamo.”
Motivational Speakers
“We should go on the road and teach people to get the worm not dream the worm.”
Covered Wagon
“Can you get me a drink out of that covered wagon over there.”
Day Savers
“These cheese are not day savers.”
Open Your Eyes
“Open your eyes and see what you see.”
Swense
“Boy, I got my swense today.”
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