“I’m going to look for trouble for you. I’m going to watch over you with this sleeve my arm won’t go into.”
Alzheimer’s Quote
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Swiss Church
Patient: “I feel like I have to go to church.”
Nurse: “There are no church services today. Would you like to go to your room to pray?”
Patient: “Maybe you could just roll upwards into the Swiss land.”
The Plan
“I plan to walk to my car with my underpants falling down.”
To Florida?
“Is this the corridor to Florida?”
Hold the Misery
“Hold the misery. I’m gonna commuse you yet.”
Sherry
“Nothing’s coming to me and it’s over a hundred dollars, Sherry Shitlace.”
Mansion
“I don’t know what I’ll be but I bet it’s not a mansion.”
Roses
“I have roses in my behind and they are about to start hanging.”
Telegraph
“I’m going to telegraph my parents to come get me.”
Walking Around
“I like walking around with you because I learn something new every time.”
Stars
Patient: “I want the stars.”
Nurse: “Which stars do you want?”
Patient: “The ones in my head.”
Nurse: “I’ll get you something for those stars.”
Patient: “They smell like life on fire.”
Song Doesn’t Rhyme
“Your song doesn’t rhyme but it sure feels good in my arms.”
Summer Camp
“So this is like summer camp, huh?”
Pills On The Train
“When are you going to put two pills on the train?”
Tomorrow
“I don’t go here. I belong to tomorrow.”
All The Colors
“Do you paint with all the colors when you kiss me?”
Moon Candy
“I want to eat your moon swept candy.”
Come Out Home
“As far as you want, as far as you get, you’ll always come out home.”
Go Forth
“Keep on riding and we can go forth.”
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