“The kettle is halfway to the business with the potato.” 

“I woke up, crushed a toilet, then put it on the floor. I’ve worked hard for my shirt.”

“I thought that monkey would help me on that pole down there. You gotta hold your monkey or you’re gonna have troubles.”

“Don’t stack me on tobaccy until the blow breaks.”

“Talk to me and make me feel like I’m a human being.”

“Someone put a really thick book here inside my bone. Can you make it stop hurting?”

“That boy in the backyard has a bull. Should we send out cookies?”