“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Tomato Chains
“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Good Lookin’
“You’re a good looking fire engine” -said to another resident in a wheelchair
Go Home
“Put your nose on and go home.”
Airplane or Goose
“Is this the airplane or the goose.”
Love Horse
“We are in love because we flew with the horses to the place where love lives.”
Open Wagon
“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Mom’s Potato
“This is the potato my mother wore.”
Bad Fortune
“A fortune filled with razor blades is bad.”
Folding Flowers
“You two make nice folding flowers.”
What she needs
Patient 1: “What do you have that she needs?”
Patient 2: “The Indians up north.”
A Problem
“I do have a problem of generosity.”
Gustov
“I sneezed a guy named Gustov once.”
Seahorse, No Raisins
“You had four cups of seahorse without raisins.”
Itch the ocean
“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”
Dance Bill
“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”
Winter Wonderland
“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”
Dance
“I dance when I get kissed.”
Stooge Boobs
“I gotta go clean my boobs, they feel like Shemp.”
Soggy Words
“Bring me a wet dictionary.”
Get to it
“Get up and piss me something.”
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