“Where do I go to stop talking to people?”
Stop Talking
“Where do I go to stop talking to people?”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Out of juice
“You took all the juice out of me. Now I’m a chicken wing.”
Dyslexic
Nurse: “Oops, I think I’m dyslexic.”
Patient: “That’s ok, I’m Irish.”
Baseball Diamond
Patient: “What’s that lake around him?”
Nurse: “That’s not a lake, it’s a baseball diamond.”
Patient: “It’s not shiny enough.”
Pheasant
“You are so good you make everyone else a pheasant.”
Signature Airplanes
“He is going to charge me for a signature airplane then scare me into making babies.”
Hair
“I don’t have anything in my head but hair.”
Thunder Tubs
“If I had thunder tubs I’d help you.”
Love Letters
“Will you write me some love letters to put me to sleep?’
Hammock
“This fella looks comfortable, like a hammock in a basket.”
Germ Warfare
“Those germs just reached up and hit me in the face.”
Mad 8
“I think you have to go to mad 8 before I can be satisfied.”
German Passenger
“Maybe you can put your German passenger back on.”
Sunday Mouth
“There’s something funny about my mouth on Sunday.”
Any Banana
“What, your name is Bite Any Banana?”
Shoe Laces
“I’m gonna get 2 giddy up things. I’m gonna feed ’em. Them I’m gonna pump ’em. Then I’m gonna put ’em in your mailbox.” -said to me as she hands me her shoe laces.
Mr. Fritch
“Mr. Fritch told me to kiss you. But I think he should do it himself.”
No Nothin’
“No teeth, no germs, no nothin’ on a bad toilet.”
Underwater Snacks
“We might have to swim underneath that potato chip.”
Purple Rain
“I’ve had nothing but lavender rain all my life.”
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