“Do you know what I am? I’m an engine taking you to America.”
Engine of America
“Do you know what I am? I’m an engine taking you to America.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Rhubarb
“Rhubarb all the way to your mama.”
Appraisal
“I appraisal being with you.”
I’m over Lucy
“How much longer do we have to watch I Love Lucy? I feel like I’ve been watching that crazy bitch for 100 years.”
Klodhopper’s Stone
“The cereal is what makes the meal in Klodhopper’s Stone.”
Gold Hat
“You have a knack on your hat and it smells like gold.”
Number of the chicken
“The numbers in the era of hell succumbs the chicken.”
Cremastiwaiting
“We’re not Cremastiwaiting, we’re getting colored on the karate coast.”
Horse’s Ladder
“You sure are a horse’s ladder, you know.”
Mutant
“Every time I work they think I’m a mutant.”
Bells
“Will the bells ring when I’m tuned in?”
Family
“I’ve been in my family my whole life.”
Shape up
“If my husband doesn’t shape up I’m going to give him all the fingers.”
Ahead of time
“You’re two years ahead of the way you talk about people.”
Ribbon Cloud
“Well hello Big Daddy, I think you broke it to the ribbon cloud.”
Jelly Face
“I’m going to fill your face with jelly so you can be pretty again.”
Lucky Leopard
Patient: “Help! I need help.”
Nurse: “What do you need?”
Patient: “I need something that can turn me into my neck.”
Nurse: “Do you have a sore throat?”
Patient: “Yes. And a leopard named Lucky.”
Toss the baby
“Can yo toss me that baby, I’ve got to make some changes.”
Garden Gospel
“I raised the hair of ivy in me.” -singing like a gospel song
Drilling
“They’re drilling for furniture.”
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