Patient: “You didn’t tell me about all the locked doors to get here.”
Nurse: “I didn’t run across any locked doors on my way. I got through just fine.”
Patient: “Well, you’re smaller than me.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Coal Horizon
“The coal is out of the time and won’t come home until the horizon spills the day.”
Nickel Raised
“My little nickel raised this house.”
Rock Rock
“Rock rock rebonaise with fire.” -Shouted while watching the movie Grease
Difference
“It makes a difference on the difference.”
LeRoy
Nurse: “We have a living room for you to relax in, right over there.”
Patient: “Why are you sending me to LeRoy?”
Lawnmower Man
“Why do you look like a lawnmower?”
Hat Rack
Alzheimer’s hat rack and shoe stand.
Tucked in
Patient: “The best part of it being night is that you tuck me in. “
Nurse: “Is that why you keep getting up? You trying to get extra tuck ins?”
Patient: “Probably, it’s worth it.”
Buddy
“You’re my sugar buddy. Would you like to shickaboo?”
One Bite
“One bite’s plenty, I’ll be hollow all night.”
Block Soup
“If they come back with block soup, you’re alright.”
Your Daughter
“I look good under your daughter.”
Radio
Nurse: “How are you?”
Patient: “I’m the radio.”
The Gourdman
“Sword, the tordman, the gourdman, they just leak.
Lazy
“I’m lazy about you.”
Hothead
“What kind of heatball did you get in your hair?”
Bone & Roast
“She got it in the bone and it turned to roast.”
House Juice
“Can you juice the house with a house?”
Betsy Bison
“Son of a bitch of Betsy Bison.”
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