“I love you in total color.”
True Colors
“I love you in total color.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Clue Clock
“You don’t have a clue about clue clocking.”
Sauce
Nurse: “Does your knee hurt?”
Patient: “It’s a sauce.”
Thumbs
“No, I don’t want you to style my thumbs.”
Lamp People
“They really are lamp people.”
Heavenly Buzz
“What got them into heaven, their little buzz, buzz, buzz?”
Toast
“Maybe you blacked out and ate toast.”
In the Round
“Would you mind shoving it in the round?”
12 Feet
“All he’s ever done is push things 12 feet.”
Peanut Sylvan
“I’m ready to be drifting in peanut sylvan.”
Eggs
“Blue goes in, eggs go out.”
Brazilian Agencies
“You people and your Brazilian fart agencies are doing a great job.”
Double Check
“Check your labia twice before you put it on.”
All of Them
“Don’t mind me, I have all the heimer’s.”
The World Intellectual
“What we are closest to we notice because the World Intellectual is hiding right there.”
Name that Tune
“Break God your thing, duster of liberty, of thee I swing.”
Denver
“Will you deliver this [meal] to Denver?”
Cloud Levels
“Honey, this is cloud level 1. You’re headed to cloud level 3 with the other bright lights.”
Flayed Mail
“Oh come on, can’t you flay the rest of the mail?”
The Underground
“Is there an underground city in this parking lot?”
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