“Close the window, her soul is getting out.”
Windows
“Close the window, her soul is getting out.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Backfire
“I can’t get up, I have no backfire.”
Alive
“I’ve only been alive since the day I met you.”
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Pretension
“I’ll clean myself with my pretension.”
Not Alone
“It’s true, it’s not all alone when you’re around.”
Beautiful Person
Patient: “I’m a useless person.”
Nurse: “No, you’re a beautiful person.”
Patient: “Then I’m slobbing down my roast.”
Bev Star
“I’ve been doing this since the Bev Star.”
Happy Day
“This is a big ball of happy day.”
Shark Buns
“My shark is soft on the bun.”
Mole Making
Nurse: “I love you.”
Patient: “Don’t do it too much, you’ll be mole making.”
The Holiday Spirit
Patient: “Look at how ugly that tree is.”
Nurse: “Yeah, I’m not fond of over-sized ornaments.”
Patient: “I’m going to tell everyone I know that Amy doesn’t like big balls.”
Thursday
“I have a big bag of Thursday.”
Good Habit
“That’s a good axecation to have a habit for.”
Wrinkled
Nurse: “Are you hungry?”
Patient: “I’m a little wrinkled.”
Look at Me
“Quit standing on your can and look at me.”
Size of Me
“I thought it would be the end of my life, the size of me.”
Ninth Sea
“Who is the ninth sea of the ocean in front?”
Pauses
“I just lie there in my pauses.”
Rinky Dinky
“You’re a rinky dinky dawn!”
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