Nurse: “Do you like hugs?”
Patient: “Only like halos and heart attacks.”
Heart Attacks
Nurse: “Do you like hugs?”
Patient: “Only like halos and heart attacks.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Out of the Kiss
“We came right out of the kiss and into the shimpy mustard.”
Sweet Candy
“I have low glutes and I need sweet candy.”
Hoppy
“You’re getting hoppy all over the place.”
Cream Split
“Anybody who dumps you in the cream is ready to split, split.”
Person State
“It’s a human person and an entire state.”
Piglay
“Who holds you in the eye of the piglay?”
Cold Pudding
“Your pudding is too cold to launch.”
Burning Brains
“Someone with burning brains is going to have to pick that up.”
Eat, Draw
“If I can eat it, you can draw it.”
Munsoned
“I don’t want to get Munsoned away.”
Wild Shrub
“She looks like she’s working like a wild shrub.”
Love Song
“Take a love song from inside me for free.”
Silly Things
“I just sit here and say silly things close to my mouth.”
Fruit Juice
“A lot of people say it’s fruit juice if it’s wiggling and trying to get away.”
Smartest Girl
Nurse: “You’re the smartest girl I know.”
Patient: “You don’t know anybody, do you?”
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Size Eights
“If my size eights didn’t turn under I’d be a tall sexy blonde.”
She Eats Peas
“I gotta girl, you know. She’s perfect when she eats peas.”
I’m Dying
Patient: “I think I’m dying.”
Nurse: “No, I don’t think you are.”
Patient: “Oh, O.K. then.”
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