“You smell like a bad tooth contest.”
Bad Tooth
“You smell like a bad tooth contest.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
Rattle the Ages
“Well, aren’t you Miss Gloomy Doomsday come to rattle the ages.”
Daisy
“The white light rode a beast named Daisy.”
Spare
“I’m a little bit spare on the road.”
Out of Sequence
“She’s out of sequence, choking sadder.”
Basement
“Mother, will you come and show me to the basement to hell?”
Cold Hands
Nurse: “Your hands are cold.”
Patient: “I’ve been in a dishwasher all day.”
River Cheese
“The cheese is down the river.”
Weird Men
“I like weird men and good looking clothes.”
Swing it In
“If you have six of something you swing it in.”
Brain on Top
“The brain sitting on top of it got carried away.”
Take Care of You
“Your son told me to take care of you so I’m going to poke you until you’re in the garbage.”
Sell Your Bick
“Sell your bick in a butt stick.”
Whoosh Outside
“If I go outside it’ll flip me upside down in a whoosh of copper.”
Bonk
“Bonk! See, I’m awake without socks.”
Sunberry
“If I give you my beam will you be my sunberry?”
Fresher Next Door
“I don’t like killing either but it sure smells better next door.”
Fat Face
“Your fat face holds the bones in, let me kiss it.”
Pain Train
Nurse: “Are you in pain?”
Patient: “The train came back.”
Darling Imitation
“You are the most darling imitation of my mother.”
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