“It’s a good day to get inside some fish heads.”
Fish Heads
“It’s a good day to get inside some fish heads.”
Alzheimer’s Quote of the night
In the Nut
“She gave me a butt in the nut.”
The Pokey Prince
Patient: I want to go to the library.
Nurse: What book do you want to read?
Patient: The pokey one.
Nurse: What’s it about?
Patient: A dog that lives behind the library
Nurse: What’s the dogs name?
Patient: Pokey!
Nurse: What does pokey do?
Patient: He bites people and eats bookworms.
Nurse: Who wrote it?
Patient: I did. Just now.
Nurse: Now I can’t wait to read it.
Hunger
Patient makes magic noises while waving her fingers: “there’s joy in hunger”
Fried Spirit
“Something about you belongs with the fried spirit people.”
Farmland
“I tried to cross the desert so I could see the farmland.”
Dew
“You are the dew on my rain flowers.”
Quack
“I got to pull on my duck but not sure I can make him quack.”
Orange Blossom
“I’m going get an orange blossom and plant it for your glory, my spiced friend.”
Lamb
“You’re as pretty as a lamb on the hillside.”
Salmon
“But nothing beats the United States of salmon”
Swiss Moon
“Does Switzerland have a moon? If it does, I love you to Switzerland and back.”
Friends
Nurse- “I’m glad you’re my friend.”
Patient- “Friends are like brothers without snowshoes.”
Young
Patient: “You young things always take good care of me.”
Nurse: “I’m not so young these days.“
Patient: “You’re young in my heart.”
Hump Day
Nurse: Happy hump day, Love.
Patient: Oh yeah, who are we humping?
Bad Omen
“I’m watching your ears wiggle, if your right foot claps, it’s a bad omen.”
Worker Bees
“Don’t let your worker bees lose their spots.”
Time Machine
Nurse: A lot has changed since you were young. Did you ever think people would be stuck to phones they carry in their pockets?
100 year old Patient: No, I guess I would like a time machine to tell you all to get a life.
Nurse: You need a time machine for that?
Patient: I need one to prove how stupid this conversation is.
Say My Name
Nurse: Say my name.
Patient: Squirrel Dog
Information
“You better get off your ass because that’s where the information is coming from.”
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