“After a while all your dribble runs out.”

“My personal demon, Robin Ranshack, blacklisted me from hell.”

“Do you feel that, it’s my ghost toe.”

“I appreciate the four corners of you.”

“Shall we go outside with a wallet and a bow tie?”

“The man came in colorless and put a bomb in the toilet paper.”

“Do you have a lethal heart? Mine seems to die in little breaths.”

“You think you’ve got it made then the whole thing goes KABOOB.”

Nurse: There’s a traffic jam.

Patient: I want peanut butter with mine.

“Honey, I don’t intend to do anything that needs to be done. I’m a short person.”

“I’ll give you anything you want just don’t lick my hub.”

“How flat back are you?”

“Day by day moms turn a deaf breast.”

“Honey, you just wished away your own life.”

“I’m red with split-back tailbone.”

“What religion are you, Bad Decisions?”

“Enjoyment, I used to have a whole box of it.”

“She’s filled with hateville in her brain.”

“You can’t have an undivided house when you plant snakes in the freezer.”

“She refuses to let go of that glass eye so I stole it.”