“I’m going to take you to the thumb races.”
Thumbs
“I’m going to take you to the thumb races.”
Elijah
“I plan on having a reckless condidliation with Elijah Wickadeer.”
Cats and Nephew
“The two things I’m sending to hell are cats and my nephew.”
Body Foam
“I was shook up by the body foam the teenagers are wearing these days.”
Coffee Chat
“The idea of having a coffee chat is not pleasing when you’re an ass.”
Suspicious Minds
Me: Preforming Suspicious Minds and dancing for a hallway full of patients.
Patient: “Baby Cakes, you are full of some kind of fizzy juice and wiggle squirts.”
Bacon
“Ooh baby, shake it like bacon.”
Mountain
“Can you take me to the last grump mountain on the left?”
Elephant
“Do you have an elephant in your pocket?”
Snitchin House
“I can’t trust that woman any further than a snitchin’ house.”
Whoopie Do
“That old man ain’t gonna be whoopie dooed.”
Apple
“I’ve seen people that are very apple without a star.”
Daniel
“Is Daniel an appropriate size for that song?”
Sad Rain
“I don’t want to stick them in a hall where it’s sad. I want them in your head where it’s raining.”
Terrible Feast
“I’m not disturbing your terrible feast am I?”
Cramp
“I tried to flex my brain but it gave me a cramp.”
Brain Train
“My brain is a train stuck in the rain.”
Coffee
“I’m going to scoop ’em up with my hand until they taste like coffee.”
Mouthing
“Listen to grandma about the mouthing.”
Science
“You make me feel so good I’d swear you were a scientist”
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