“My heart is broken too from this senior citizen’s Polaroid.”

“I’m getting broken down in that bag of a face.”

“If I’d have realized how slim he was I’d put his lungs across my knee.”

“Tell me if you see the wicked man holding my feet.”

“Oh God, Oh God help me help this wonderful woman get to the door.”

“I don’t know how you always get in my pants.”

“Lady, you’re not even your own cup of tea.”

“I was going to do this differently. Like maybe, I’ll wake up and notice you.”

“Do you know the Jane word?

“You’re so round it turns me upside down.”

“I’m so happy to see you. But what did you do to your face?”

“You probably went south in your mouth.”

“I’m going home and start rollin’ bees.”

“I need to water my hen.”

“If you are through, my hands are blue.”

“Can you tell me how to stop your work rattle?”

“Boy, you’ve changed since yesterday. It’s heartbreaking.”

“I would like to know whether you have chartreuse cherries in that little smile you’re hiding.”

“You are eating that lie all wrong. You should be holding your tongue to the side while you lie.”

“I like you so much I’m adding you to my library contacts.”