“You’re so full of shit and sugar. All you ever want to do is steal my blood.”
“Sometimes I dance when I eat pancakes.”
“You have a face that deserves its own breakfast cereal.”
“Could you push me down the road and love me the way I am?”
“He’s a fine gentleman, but he stole my nose.”
“I love you, but I really don’t know why”
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