“You’re my extra mom. Everyone needs an extra mom.”
Extra Mom
“You’re my extra mom. Everyone needs an extra mom.”
Blooming Face
“The face with the bloom is the one I love.”
Raccoon
“I’m raining like a raccoon.”
Tomato Chains
“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Good Lookin’
“You’re a good looking fire engine” -said to another resident in a wheelchair
Go Home
“Put your nose on and go home.”
Airplane or Goose
“Is this the airplane or the goose.”
Love Horse
“We are in love because we flew with the horses to the place where love lives.”
Open Wagon
“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Mom’s Potato
“This is the potato my mother wore.”
Bad Fortune
“A fortune filled with razor blades is bad.”
Folding Flowers
“You two make nice folding flowers.”
What she needs
Patient 1: “What do you have that she needs?”
Patient 2: “The Indians up north.”
A Problem
“I do have a problem of generosity.”
With the Duck
“Are you with it with the duck?”
Gustov
“I sneezed a guy named Gustov once.”
Seahorse, No Raisins
“You had four cups of seahorse without raisins.”
Itch the ocean
“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”
Dance Bill
“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”
Winter Wonderland
“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”
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