“My shark is soft on the bun.”

“I have a big bag of Thursday.”

“That’s a good axecation to have a habit for.”

“Quit standing on your can and look at me.”

“I thought it would be the end of my life, the size of me.”

“Who is the ninth sea of the ocean in front?”

“I just lie there in my pauses.”

“You’re a rinky dinky dawn!”

Patient: “Do you have a date for tonight?”

Social Worker: “No.”

Patient: “Well you better get one. You’re looking pretty today.”

Nurse: “How are you breathing?”

Patient: “I always dream about you.”

“For some reason I think I’ll start an uprising.”

“That’s how the cookie rattles.”

“I need something to rope her with, my hand keeps freezing up.”

“She’s my sleepervisor.”

“See, we’re all balanced on one side with 3 and 4 beside us.”

“You haven’t got enough mud down to love on me.”