“What are you doing here when Hollywood’s run out of players?”
Hollywood Players
“What are you doing here when Hollywood’s run out of players?”
Stranger
“You’re my favorite stranger on this road.”
Eat Everything
“I’ve got to go sit down and eat everything I know.”
Oil Fall
“That was an oil induced fall.”
Japanese Hair
“I didn’t know cats threw up Japanese hair.”
Raining Men
“We don’t want people up here raining.”
Fuffle by a Guff
“You and Jezebel are in my fuffle hangin’ by a guff.”
Neurobodies
“They told me I have synthetic neurobodies.”
Thrift Store
“I’ve never wanted to go to the thrift store until you showed me how glamorous it can be.”
Don’t Forget to Whistle
“Don’t forget to whistle while you fart.”
A Biff
“You have a biff in your gobbler.”
Whispering Veil
“You’re the whispering veil today with no way out.”
Cheese Cloth
“Come on Cheese Cloth, you’re so slow its pitiful.”
Nurse Dancer
“One of these days we’re going to find out that they hired you as a dancer and you’re only pretending to be a nurse.”
Lost at Sea
Patient: “I’m really dreading this.”
Nurse: “What are you dreading?”
Patient: “The ship and the sea.”
Nurse: “Are you lost at sea?”
Patient: “My flippers are lost but you keep finding me and giving me pills.”
The Tab
“If you can’t get it right on the tab you can’t get the tab.”
East
“What’s my next east?”
LIzards
Patient: “What’s going to happen to us this morning?”
Nurse: “We’re all going to turn into giant lizards.”
Patient: “That’s a shame after all that water we swam across.”
Nurse: “Don’t worry, lizards swim.”
Taxes
Patient: “Hey, how long do I have on these income taxes?”
Nurse: “You have until April 15th.”
Patient: “Good, I can take a nap then.”
Where to Go
Nurse: “Where are you going?”
Patient: “I’m going to January, all the way.”
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