“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
Don’t Panic
“Don’t panic, these are red shoes.”
Eyelids
“I tried to lower my eyelids but they’re blue and only to be used in winter.”
Fire Department
“I don’t know about this bed. I can’t fit anyone else in it, especially the fire department.”
The Boys
“The boys are giving me trouble today”
(Pointing to her knees. translation: My knees are hurting.)
Reunions
“Reunions are for backwards people who can’t put their pants on the right foot.”
Balloons
“My balloons aren’t cracking.”
(I can’t remember)
Riding Sheep
“She rides a lot on the sheep then she rides on something else.”
Heart Replacement
“When did you replace your heart with your ass”
Shhh
“Shh… You can’t sing to me or they’ll know we’re friends.”
Not Illegal
“I’ve got a job for you. It’s not illegal anymore. It starts with my ex-husband and this red car.”
Anger and Squirrels
“They are all caught up in their anger and squirrels. I have to use my own head for breathing.”
Friends
“I like that you’re my best friend in this barrel.”
Amber Birds
If you were a bird I’d let them see you dance in amber.
Songstress
“Is that you singing? Sounds like there’s Bob stuck in your cob.”
No Shine
“I can’t find anybody so I guess I won’t shine.”
Whale Teeth
“I’ve burned all my whales teeth on those sober men.”
In it for love
“I don’t know much, I’m just in it for love.”
Nosebleeds
“Put some water on the fields. It’s hot under these nosebleeds.”
Raging Bull
“I feel like a raging bull when you pull on my brain.”
Grounded
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