“Here comes the Wichita WereWish.”
WereWish
“Here comes the Wichita WereWish.”
Hullabaloo
“God bless you for asking about the hullabaloo in my pants.”
The Flip
“Nobody has time to escape the flip.”
Hemo-Goblins
“We’ve been researching hemo-goblin attorneys around your hole.”
Strange Witch
Patient 1: Is that a strange witch?
Patient 2: She never came back. I didn’t see a hat.
Patient 1: Because that old man’s been coaxed.
Patient 2: That’s terrible. I should warn him.
Patient 1: Little man in Spokane, has a rich man, that never wanted to lose control over his sweet fella.
Patient 2: Spokane has good food.
Patient 1: Well, he’s somewhere in those woods and he gave me a pen.
Nurse out loud: Did David Lynch write that conversation?
Windshield of Life
“I’ve been making more peace with the windshield of my life.”
Holy Cast
Patient 1: I don’t think I can hold this old man any longer, he is crazier than the holy-cast man.
Patient 2: Holy shit, can I work it, man?
Face Off
“I can still hippity-hop around the block but you won’t face me.”
Huggy Buggy
“Those other huggy buggy people were shit stains trying to restore equilibrium.”
It’s Christmas
“Zip the lip, Cutie. It’s Christmas.”
beautiful
“You are a beautiful Christmas colored gal.”
Yodel
“Can I just sit here and yodel for a while until you forget about me?”
Liquid People
“Have any of you heard the legality of my blood from the liquid people?”
A Little Less
“Can you do a little less of the yakity back and a little more of the shut your sack?”
Pacemaker
Nurse: “Do you have a pacemaker?”
Patient: “No, but I do have a cell phone.”
Honestly Connie
“Honestly Connie, I’m upside down before I can even shit in the can.”
Burning Bright
“I saw you burning bright yesterday and worried I’d have to touch you.”
Milkshake Wheel
“I’m going to dive into you and find that spinning wheel of milkshakes.”
Pain Donation
“I’m donating my pain to the young man with the black eyebrows.”
Turn it off
“This dress is beautiful but I can’t get anybody to turn it off “
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