“She went south for the winter with the rest of the birds. When the river curves she’ll be back.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
“It’s nice to see that someone has guts enough to make me feel listened to. You’re not an asshole today.”
“What’s with that reindeer burning all my turnips in the farnimal patch?”
“Can I kiss you so that I can see if I’m still alive?”
“I’m really glad you’re here, because I can’t hug you when you’re not.”
“They only locked me in here because I farted.”
“What’s that perfume you’re wearing, One Night In Newport?”
“You’re so full of shit and sugar. All you ever want to do is steal my blood.”
“Sometimes I dance when I eat pancakes.”
“You have a face that deserves its own breakfast cereal.”
“Could you push me down the road and love me the way I am?”
“He’s a fine gentleman, but he stole my nose.”
“I love you, but I really don’t know why”
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