“Guess what, I sinked a kiss. Your cheek is smiling now.”
Smiling Cheek
“Guess what, I sinked a kiss. Your cheek is smiling now.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Hollow Things
“Come on, let’s go get crushed with hollow things.”
Paperwork
Nurse: “I have this paperwork to finish.”
Patient: “Paperwork is another word for bullshit.”
Blue Nurse
Nurse: “I’m your nurse tonight.”
Patient: “You’re in church?”
Nurse: “No, I’m your nurse.”
Patient: “Ok then, I’ll take the blue one.”
Good Dog
“Could you get me a new wheelchair? This one won’t roll over or beg or nothing.”
Guarding Macaroni
Nurse: “Do you want me to walk you to your bedroom?”
Patient: “Is it guarded? Does she bite?”
Nurse: “I’ll stand guard.”
Patient: “Oh, you are a macaroni.”
Religious Law
“Are you a priest or the police?”
Inside Politics
“She was inside a congressman. I think he hoisted her.”
Turkey!
“Turkey! Make pee.”
Old money
“I’ve known you ever since I was a dollar.”
Elephant Nurse
“You’re the first nurse I’ve seen with elephant ears.”
Bovine Kisses
“I blew you a kiss. I’m so sorry it smelled like cow hide.”
Alzheimer’s Zen
“I’m not awake. I’m not asleep. I’m a single minute.”
Brick In The Wind
“I feel like I’m throwing a brick in the wind.”
Rain
“Where are the people who own the rain?”
16 Tons better than the original
Singing to a familiar classic tune (as you read this the original song will make itself apparent):
“I’m another guy older and deeper in shit. Daddy don’t you call me a rotten egg storm. I owe my toes to the lady next door.”
Chicken neck
“What’s cookin’ good lookin’ chicken neck?”
Sugarcubes
Nurse: “Come over here and sit with me?”
Patient: “You shut your mouth.”
Nurse: “What did I do?”
Patient: “Oh well, I thought you were pulling sugarcubes.”
Baby Fat
“You’re a good baby, just fat enough to peek-a-boo.”
Hair Travel
Singing: “I’m going to my mother’s house. If I can get there through my hair.”
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