“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Open Wagon
“Now SHE is an open wagon”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Mom’s Potato
“This is the potato my mother wore.”
Bad Fortune
“A fortune filled with razor blades is bad.”
Folding Flowers
“You two make nice folding flowers.”
What she needs
Patient 1: “What do you have that she needs?”
Patient 2: “The Indians up north.”
A Problem
“I do have a problem of generosity.”
With the Duck
“Are you with it with the duck?”
Gustov
“I sneezed a guy named Gustov once.”
Seahorse, No Raisins
“You had four cups of seahorse without raisins.”
Itch the ocean
“I hope you go home and itch until you find the ocean.”
Dance Bill
“I can dance but I can’t add up this bill.”
Winter Wonderland
“We’ll go along, I’ll give you a turd, walking in a winter wonderland.”
Dance
“I dance when I get kissed.”
Stooge Boobs
“I gotta go clean my boobs, they feel like Shemp.”
Soggy Words
“Bring me a wet dictionary.”
Get to it
“Get up and piss me something.”
Wallpaper Men
“She couldn’t get wallpaper out of a man.”
Flying Farts
“I don’t understand things in the dark as easy as things that fly with farts.”
Soulless
“I’m losing my soul to the seat cushion.”
Refrigerated Knees
“You get around and all I get is this dusty old Frigidair on my knees.”
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