“I’ve flattened a whole life of baboon paper.”
Baboon Paper
“I’ve flattened a whole life of baboon paper.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
How many times?
“How many times do I have to tell you twice, 13?”
Interference
“Should you have the interference with the mashed potatoes?”
Broken African
“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder
Grandma Goat
“I walked in on my grandmother changing into a goat.”
Cold coffee
“This coffee is cold as grass.”
Shivering Gussets
“She’s got a shiver in the gusset.”
Aluminum Milk
“The black elbow did this to my aluminum milk.”
Crowseph
“Holy Crowseph!”
Blow the Parade
“This one blows all the parade off of my flowers.”
Jumping Jarge
“Will you meet me on the jumping jarge?”
Fangs
“I’m not smart enough to fang him.”
Extra Mom
“You’re my extra mom. Everyone needs an extra mom.”
Blooming Face
“The face with the bloom is the one I love.”
Raccoon
“I’m raining like a raccoon.”
Tomato Chains
“We’re going to have to stop so we can play the tomato chains.”
Good Lookin’
“You’re a good looking fire engine” -said to another resident in a wheelchair
Go Home
“Put your nose on and go home.”
Airplane or Goose
“Is this the airplane or the goose.”
Love Horse
“We are in love because we flew with the horses to the place where love lives.”
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