“You have a knack on your hat and it smells like gold.”
Gold Hat
“You have a knack on your hat and it smells like gold.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Number of the chicken
“The numbers in the era of hell succumbs the chicken.”
Cremastiwaiting
“We’re not Cremastiwaiting, we’re getting colored on the karate coast.”
Horse’s Ladder
“You sure are a horse’s ladder, you know.”
Mutant
“Every time I work they think I’m a mutant.”
Bells
“Will the bells ring when I’m tuned in?”
Family
“I’ve been in my family my whole life.”
Shape up
“If my husband doesn’t shape up I’m going to give him all the fingers.”
Ahead of time
“You’re two years ahead of the way you talk about people.”
Ribbon Cloud
“Well hello Big Daddy, I think you broke it to the ribbon cloud.”
Jelly Face
“I’m going to fill your face with jelly so you can be pretty again.”
Lucky Leopard
Patient: “Help! I need help.”
Nurse: “What do you need?”
Patient: “I need something that can turn me into my neck.”
Nurse: “Do you have a sore throat?”
Patient: “Yes. And a leopard named Lucky.”
Toss the baby
“Can yo toss me that baby, I’ve got to make some changes.”
Garden Gospel
“I raised the hair of ivy in me.” -singing like a gospel song
Drilling
“They’re drilling for furniture.”
Stop Talking
“Where do I go to stop talking to people?”
Out of juice
“You took all the juice out of me. Now I’m a chicken wing.”
Dyslexic
Nurse: “Oops, I think I’m dyslexic.”
Patient: “That’s ok, I’m Irish.”
Baseball Diamond
Patient: “What’s that lake around him?”
Nurse: “That’s not a lake, it’s a baseball diamond.”
Patient: “It’s not shiny enough.”
Pheasant
“You are so good you make everyone else a pheasant.”
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