Nurse: “We have a living room for you to relax in, right over there.”
Patient: “Why are you sending me to LeRoy?”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Lawnmower Man
“Why do you look like a lawnmower?”
Hat Rack
Alzheimer’s hat rack and shoe stand.
Tucked in
Patient: “The best part of it being night is that you tuck me in. “
Nurse: “Is that why you keep getting up? You trying to get extra tuck ins?”
Patient: “Probably, it’s worth it.”
Buddy
“You’re my sugar buddy. Would you like to shickaboo?”
One Bite
“One bite’s plenty, I’ll be hollow all night.”
Block Soup
“If they come back with block soup, you’re alright.”
Your Daughter
“I look good under your daughter.”
Radio
Nurse: “How are you?”
Patient: “I’m the radio.”
The Gourdman
“Sword, the tordman, the gourdman, they just leak.
Lazy
“I’m lazy about you.”
Hothead
“What kind of heatball did you get in your hair?”
Bone & Roast
“She got it in the bone and it turned to roast.”
House Juice
“Can you juice the house with a house?”
Betsy Bison
“Son of a bitch of Betsy Bison.”
Engine of America
“Do you know what I am? I’m an engine taking you to America.”
Rhubarb
“Rhubarb all the way to your mama.”
Appraisal
“I appraisal being with you.”
I’m over Lucy
“How much longer do we have to watch I Love Lucy? I feel like I’ve been watching that crazy bitch for 100 years.”
Klodhopper’s Stone
“The cereal is what makes the meal in Klodhopper’s Stone.”
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