“Don’t mind me, I have all the heimer’s.”
All of Them
“Don’t mind me, I have all the heimer’s.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
The World Intellectual
“What we are closest to we notice because the World Intellectual is hiding right there.”
Name that Tune
“Break God your thing, duster of liberty, of thee I swing.”
Denver
“Will you deliver this [meal] to Denver?”
Cloud Levels
“Honey, this is cloud level 1. You’re headed to cloud level 3 with the other bright lights.”
Flayed Mail
“Oh come on, can’t you flay the rest of the mail?”
The Underground
“Is there an underground city in this parking lot?”
Sixty Feet
“Those girls are fifty feet high and sixty feet stupid.”
Bliss
“Every time I come in here you give me a little bliss.”
Play Ball
Nurse: “Would you yell at me for playing ball in the house?”
Patient: “No, I think the lemur would get you first.”
God Snack
“I think he is begging for God and a snack.”
Breakfast
“Do you eat sunshine for breakfast?”
Moxy
“I kissed my moxy til it turned green.”
Outhouses
“Are the Catholics still using outhouses?”
Morning
“Good morningful!”
Knockers
“I’d like to know what’s going on inside your little knockers.”
Clones & Kings
“We’re not exactly clones and kings.”
In Heaven
“You know what I’m going to do when I get to heaven? I’m going to open a big ole whorehouse. I’ve already started taking reservations.”
Wobbly Eyes
“You’re so sparkly my eyes have gone wobbly.”
Water Pipes
Resident pulling at her shoe and looking at her feet:
Nurse: “What are you doing?”
Patient: “Trying to find the water pipes.”
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