“You can’t depend on what you think it is.”
What You Think
“You can’t depend on what you think it is.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Light and Dead
“It’s sort of a royce of light and dead.”
Low Mountains
“Shit, maybe I’ll be have the low mountains tonight.”
Soft Fire
“I’m raising soft fire, it’s the only thing slow and cheap.”
The Badlands
“This is the badlands of Wheaties in a cave.”
New Album
“I would hate to be on that album, Romans on Rice.”
Big Kahuna
“Since you’re the big Kahuna, can you wrap her in fly paper?”
True Colors
“I love you in total color.”
Clue Clock
“You don’t have a clue about clue clocking.”
Sauce
Nurse: “Does your knee hurt?”
Patient: “It’s a sauce.”
Thumbs
“No, I don’t want you to style my thumbs.”
Lamp People
“They really are lamp people.”
Heavenly Buzz
“What got them into heaven, their little buzz, buzz, buzz?”
Toast
“Maybe you blacked out and ate toast.”
In the Round
“Would you mind shoving it in the round?”
12 Feet
“All he’s ever done is push things 12 feet.”
Peanut Sylvan
“I’m ready to be drifting in peanut sylvan.”
Eggs
“Blue goes in, eggs go out.”
Brazilian Agencies
“You people and your Brazilian fart agencies are doing a great job.”
Double Check
“Check your labia twice before you put it on.”
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