“She was a garage beyond.”
Garage
“She was a garage beyond.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Red Balloon
“I want some rum in a red balloon.”
Salt of Man
“The salt of man comes in little bites.”
Brass Pelicans
“She doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing with those brass pelicans sticking out of her teeth.”
25 Days Left
Today, instead of buying a Latte Ginormousa, help me publish my book Every Minute is a New Day. There are 25 days left in my campaign.
Thank you.
Happy You
“Hello face, how can I happy you?”
Silver Canary
“That’s my portion with the silver canary floating on top.”
Windows
“Close the window, her soul is getting out.”
Backfire
“I can’t get up, I have no backfire.”
Alive
“I’ve only been alive since the day I met you.”
Be a part of Every Minute is a New Day
Ladies and Gentlemen,
My book Every Minute is a New Day has a crowdfunding page on Kickstarter. Please help spread the word and/or help fund this project. You all have my deepest appreciation. Visit https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/fuzzylizzard/every-minute-is-a-new-day and read about the project
Thank You,
Amy Moloney
Pretension
“I’ll clean myself with my pretension.”
Not Alone
“It’s true, it’s not all alone when you’re around.”
Beautiful Person
Patient: “I’m a useless person.”
Nurse: “No, you’re a beautiful person.”
Patient: “Then I’m slobbing down my roast.”
Bev Star
“I’ve been doing this since the Bev Star.”
Happy Day
“This is a big ball of happy day.”
Shark Buns
“My shark is soft on the bun.”
Mole Making
Nurse: “I love you.”
Patient: “Don’t do it too much, you’ll be mole making.”
The Holiday Spirit
Patient: “Look at how ugly that tree is.”
Nurse: “Yeah, I’m not fond of over-sized ornaments.”
Patient: “I’m going to tell everyone I know that Amy doesn’t like big balls.”
Thursday
“I have a big bag of Thursday.”
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