“Your catharsis is beyond device.”
Catharsis
“Your catharsis is beyond device.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Chicken in January
“You fly like a chicken in January.”
Crumbling
“You’re crumbling gently.”
On the Rod
“That works on the rod but not in the store.”
Yellow
“I’m going to yank all the yellow out of the why.”
Downy Rose
“Will you remember me in my downy rose?”
Charm
“If you’re going to lose it you might as well do it with some charm.”
Bad Tooth
“You smell like a bad tooth contest.”
Rattle the Ages
“Well, aren’t you Miss Gloomy Doomsday come to rattle the ages.”
Daisy
“The white light rode a beast named Daisy.”
Spare
“I’m a little bit spare on the road.”
Out of Sequence
“She’s out of sequence, choking sadder.”
Basement
“Mother, will you come and show me to the basement to hell?”
Cold Hands
Nurse: “Your hands are cold.”
Patient: “I’ve been in a dishwasher all day.”
River Cheese
“The cheese is down the river.”
Weird Men
“I like weird men and good looking clothes.”
Swing it In
“If you have six of something you swing it in.”
Brain on Top
“The brain sitting on top of it got carried away.”
Take Care of You
“Your son told me to take care of you so I’m going to poke you until you’re in the garbage.”
Sell Your Bick
“Sell your bick in a butt stick.”
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