“There’s too much morning in this morning.”
Morning
“There’s too much morning in this morning.”
Alzheimer’s Quote Of The Night
Angle
“That’s a bear angle.”
DSP
“You have DSP: dipshit sensory perception.”
Sinking in the Wind
Nurse: “How are you today?”
Patient: “Slowly sinking into the wind.”
Forest of Love
Nurse: “Thank you for being my love.”
Patient: “Well, I feel a lot of ways in that forest.”
Open Door Threat
“Who left that door open? I’m going to find them and rub blisters on their butt with my foot.”
Not Dorothy
“You’re not Dorothy, you’re lost in horseshit.”
Gusto
“Will you go with me to shock the day with gusto and meaning.”
Particle Food
“You’re not doing anything but feeding me a charged particle.”
Up North
“I’m on my way from coming up through the north of screw you.”
Shade
“It tastes terrible in the shade.”
Oil the Crane
“I don’t know if you’re friend enough to want to oil the crane.”
$600 Pill
“I feel like giving you a $600 pill to buy toast.”
Raspy Carrier
“I can never get the recipe for raspy carrier.”
Tullah Blue
“I’m a beautiful tullah blue in the margins.”
You’re my Mess
“You’re where I go to make a mess of everything.”
Three Lunches
“I already had three lunches this morning.”
Crackzy
“The only thing that can be done is wavy and crackzy.”
Little Stumpers
“These little stumpers are really getting into Dad’s environment.”
Love Laces
“We’re lost friends with love laces on.”
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