“I didn’t take my crop of cherry juice for a drive today.”
Cherry Juice
“I didn’t take my crop of cherry juice for a drive today.”
Author: Amy Moloney
Throw my husband
“May I have permission to throw my husband off the bridge?”
Egg Salad
“Who makes the egg salad in your soul?”
Farmers
“Is there a place for a dead farmer?”
Freeze Fry
“I’m going to freeze fry potatoes.”
Morning Scent
“You smell like sun and thunder.”
Elvis Travel
Nurse: “Elvis is on the radio, dance with me.”
Patient: “What year is this?”
Blow yer nose
“Your nose blew me off the sea.”
Baboon Paper
“I’ve flattened a whole life of baboon paper.”
How many times?
“How many times do I have to tell you twice, 13?”
Interference
“Should you have the interference with the mashed potatoes?”
Broken African
“She broke her krouty African.” -pointing to her shoulder
Grandma Goat
“I walked in on my grandmother changing into a goat.”
Cold coffee
“This coffee is cold as grass.”
Shivering Gussets
“She’s got a shiver in the gusset.”
Aluminum Milk
“The black elbow did this to my aluminum milk.”
Crowseph
“Holy Crowseph!”
Blow the Parade
“This one blows all the parade off of my flowers.”
Jumping Jarge
“Will you meet me on the jumping jarge?”
Fangs
“I’m not smart enough to fang him.”
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