“I’d like to know what’s going on inside your little knockers.”
Knockers
“I’d like to know what’s going on inside your little knockers.”
Author: Amy Moloney
Clones & Kings
“We’re not exactly clones and kings.”
In Heaven
“You know what I’m going to do when I get to heaven? I’m going to open a big ole whorehouse. I’ve already started taking reservations.”
Wobbly Eyes
“You’re so sparkly my eyes have gone wobbly.”
Water Pipes
Resident pulling at her shoe and looking at her feet:
Nurse: “What are you doing?”
Patient: “Trying to find the water pipes.”
Heaven Place
“You’re the prettiest piece we got in heaven place.”
New Shoes
“She needs new shoes and a regular offspring.”
Floozie
“I have the little leg of a high iron floozie.”
Things in my Head
“I believe in these things in my head.”
Let It Go
“I want to tell you the beautiful, imaginative thing you did. You let it go.”
Little Nurses
“They don’t grow nurses very big around here, do they?”
Little Worm
I’m just as tired as a little worm crawling off the pages from zero.”
Chicken Face
“This is my six way chicken face.” -while the song Poker Face played in the background.
Lamb Singer
“I’ll sit on the lamb and sing some hats for you.”
Grits
“It’s people like you who come to grits.”
Thirsty
“I’m thirsty brown butter.”
Good Hearts
“It’s difficult to see the agony of people with good hearts.”
Open Mind
“You’re an open brain with a masal condition.”
Three Year Swirley
“You go stick your head in a toilet for about three years.”
Tiger Beat
“Don’t let the tiger get you down.”
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