“The brain sitting on top of it got carried away.”

“Your son told me to take care of you so I’m going to poke you until you’re in the garbage.”

“Sell your bick in a butt stick.”

“If I go outside it’ll flip me upside down in a whoosh of copper.”

“Bonk! See, I’m awake without socks.”

“If I give you my beam will you be my sunberry?”

“I don’t like killing either but it sure smells better next door.”

“Your fat face holds the bones in, let me kiss it.”

“You are the most darling imitation of my mother.”

“We came right out of the kiss and into the shimpy mustard.”

“I have low glutes and I need sweet candy.”

“You’re getting hoppy all over the place.”

“Anybody who dumps you in the cream is ready to split, split.”

“It’s a human person and an entire state.”

“Who holds you in the eye of the piglay?”

“Your pudding is too cold to launch.”

“Someone with burning brains is going to have to pick that up.”

“If I can eat it, you can draw it.”