“I’d like to make a call to whatever airline is making beer runs.”
Beer Run
“I’d like to make a call to whatever airline is making beer runs.”
Month: April 2020
Zip Zap
“I just want something to make my heart go zip-zap-how-bout-that.”
Slugs
“We go together like slugs in the night.”
Row Your Boat
Patient: “You look like you swim a gay ocean. Do you row your boat in that sea?”
Nurse: “No Sir, I seem to always end up rowing on the Dead Sea.”
Summer Hole
“You guys have really gone up my summer hole.”
Columbo
“Will you pull all that shit out of your Columbo touting mouth?”
Striking Asparagus
“The night I wanted to strike, you put asparagus in the soup.”
Seaweed
“There is loose seaweed in the lost night.”
Dead Zone
“No wonder you can’t get out of this shit hole, your face is a dead zone.”
Horse Voice
“Have you ever seen a horse get shot? That’s what you sound like.”
Hotel Manager
“Lady, you’re crazier than a hotel manager in a Cadillac.”
Dead Grass
“You’re walking on dead grass today, Lady.”
Married
Patient: Did that smile get you married or divorced?
Nurse: Both
Dog Nose
“I’m going to push this dog right up your nose.”
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