“Are you going to sell your body to me or not? Mine’s turned to French Vanilla.”
Body
“Are you going to sell your body to me or not? Mine’s turned to French Vanilla.”
Month: March 2020
Deep Gaze
“While you are taking a deep gaze into your heart, can you see if there is a root beer in there?”
Nose Hair
“I think I would pull every bit of that hair out of your nose.”
Heart Wheel
“Don’t pick up any more hearts on your blessed wheel.”
Jesus’ Kids
Patient: “What would you do if Jesus came down and asked you to have 4 babies for him?”
Nurse: “I’d tell him I’m not his girl.”
Patient: “That’s not the right answer. I’m going to run over your kids with this cheeseburger.”
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