Heart Replacement

“When did you replace your heart with your ass”

Shhh

“Shh… You can’t sing to me or they’ll know we’re friends.”

Not Illegal

“I’ve got a job for you. It’s not illegal anymore. It starts with my ex-husband and this red car.”

Anger and Squirrels

“They are all caught up in their anger and squirrels. I have to use my own head for breathing.”