“Since your here for a while, can you tell me if you’re still dreaming?” 

“I will polish the months and put it in the moon for you.”

“My daddy volunteered to cut the ends off of the ants with pants.”

“Are you the president of the emasculation society?”

Nurse: “Where did you get that sore?”

Patient: “It’s my ancestors bleeding through.”

Nurse: “Like a family stigmata?”