“I like doors, they go places.”
Doors
“I like doors, they go places.”
Month: February 2016
Shoes
Nurse: “Where are your shoes?”
Patient: “They’re asleep.”
Head Music
“Can I follow you around and listen to the music in your head?”
Positive Body Image
Patient: “You are full of love.”
Nurse: “It’s true. I named my fat Love. So my belly is filled with Love. Love flows from my arms when I wave. I’m basically cocooned in Love.”
Patient: “You must be the smartest most loved woman I’ve ever known.”
Smile Police
“I wish there was a smile vaccination. But I don’t want artificial smiles. You need to smile from the heart.”
Mom’s Chrysalis
“These brownies taste like mom’s chrysalis of despair.”
Worms
Patient: “It’s a good day to kill worms.”
Nurse: “Well, the sun is shining.”
Patient: “I think I’ll use your voice as the weapon. It’s killing me already.”
Troublemaker
“I’m not a troublemaker but I’ll microwave myself through it.”
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