Patient 1: “What’s the matter with him?”

Patient 2: “I think the weather’s just fine.”

Patient 1: “Shouldn’t rain until his wibblies get to wiggling again.”

Nurse: “I’m glad you’re my friend.”

Patient: “I’m glad you decided to eat glue.”

Patient: “How much money do you have?”

Nurse: “About five cents.”

Patient: “If you had seven cents I’d marry you.”

Nurse: “The story of my life, always two cents shy.”