Nurses: Unsung Heroes

Nurses are supposed to be the unsung heroes providing care, quietly doing whatever is necessary. Nurses have always kept the secrets of our society, keeping level heads in crisis.

One of the biggest secrets is that Alzheimer’s is not tragic all the time. There is laughter, there is love. And I’m tired of being an unsung hero. I want to be a loud, boisterous, unconventional hero that sings terribly and off-key. I want you to hear my voice about Alzheimer’s and Dementia.

If you have Alzheimer’s, you have permission to be happy. If you are caring for a loved one with Alzheimer’s you have permission and a right to feel joy. Quit letting society tell us we are unsung. Raise your voice with Nurse Bitterpill in shattering the stigma of Dementia. There will be tragic moments. But the joy can easily outweigh them if you stay open to allowing them in.

I have a plan. I will be making a lot of noise. Make noise with me.

Nurse Bitterpill is in the process of publishing a book, Every Minute is a New Day. It is a long process (longer and more involved than I had anticipated). And an avenue to be vocal on behalf of my beautiful and joyous Alzheimer’s patients. It will not happen instantly. I do not have the luxury of cloistering myself away for six months without distraction to focus fully on writing. I am elbow deep in the real world of dementia every single day. In the trenches making life better for those suffering and have the audacity to be happy about it.

I don’t want to stop at just writing a book. I want to keep raising my voice with film, education, mentorships, and other forms of media to get the word out that we can still smile, laugh, and live after a diagnosis of Alzheimer’s. With a new business on the horizon, I plan on making everyone hear what I have to say even if means standing on street corners shouting to passersby that people with Alzheimer’s have a right to be happy. I am not fearless, I am determined. But if we all join together, we will be heard.

photo 2 (23)The launch of the new Kickstarter campaign for Every Minute is a New Day is approaching. Help me raise awareness and remove the tragic stigma of a Dementia diagnosis. Stay tuned for details.

Belly Drum

Did you grow that belly just for me to pat like a drum.”

Hollywood Players

“What are you doing here when Hollywood’s run out of players?”

Stranger

“You’re my favorite stranger on this road.”

Eat Everything

“I’ve got to go sit down and eat everything I know.”

Oil Fall

“That was an oil induced fall.”

Japanese Hair

“I didn’t know cats threw up Japanese hair.”

Raining Men

“We don’t want people up here raining.”

Fuffle by a Guff

“You and Jezebel are in my fuffle hangin’ by a guff.”

Neurobodies

“They told me I have synthetic neurobodies.”

Thrift Store

“I’ve never wanted to go to the thrift store until you showed me how glamorous it can be.”

Don’t Forget to Whistle

“Don’t forget to whistle while you fart.”

A Biff

“You have a biff in your gobbler.”

Whispering Veil

“You’re the whispering veil today with no way out.”

Cheese Cloth

“Come on Cheese Cloth, you’re so slow its pitiful.”

Nurse Dancer

“One of these days we’re going to find out that they hired you as a dancer and you’re only pretending to be a nurse.”

Lost at Sea

Patient: “I’m really dreading this.”

Nurse: “What are you dreading?”

Patient: “The ship and the sea.”

Nurse: “Are you lost at sea?”

Patient: “My flippers are lost but you keep finding me and giving me pills.”

The Tab

“If you can’t get it right on the tab you can’t get the tab.”

East

“What’s my next east?”

LIzards

Patient: “What’s going to happen to us this morning?”

Nurse: “We’re all going to turn into giant lizards.”

Patient: “That’s a shame after all that water we swam across.”

Nurse: “Don’t worry, lizards swim.”