“Where do you keep your ears?”
Ears
“Where do you keep your ears?”
Month: May 2015
Corsage
“That’s a corsage with an attitude.”
Not an Option
“Where are you taking me, Officer? New York is not an option.”
Magic
“Your magic is dumb.”
Barrel
“Help! I’m in a barrel without any hope.”
Shower
“I try to keep in touch with my ten year old shower.”
Robert Redford
Nurse: “That’s Robert Redford on TV.”
Patient: “Can he have breakfast?”
Nurse: “I’d love to have breakfast with Robert Redford.”
Patient: “Only if he cuts that shit off his head.”
Nurse: “I kind of like his hair.”
Patient: “You’re the reason he doesn’t make movies any more.”
Noise Chute
“You better put those foreign feathers back up your noise chute.”
New Movie
“For God’s sake, we’ll never have a movie if we wait for you to make it.”
Give Me a Kip
“You never come home and give me a kip.”
Get Even
“I’m so glad you love me enough not to get even.”
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